Gay Relationships

<---- Mmm.. isn't that the hottest thing you've ever seen? OMG I love guido's oh so very much. ANYWAYS!! The topic im writing about is Gay Relationships.. as you can see in my title (-_-) Ladies.. you may think you have it tough when it comes to relationships but to us gay people.. your biggest troubles are only the tip of the iceburg. Literally.. gay relationships are only 1 thing & that 1 thing is drama drama & more drama! Seriously!! its like your in one of those stupid spanish soap operas that involve crying, cheating, jealousy.. everything except the getting pregnant part haha. Let me tell you guys about a relationship I was in. I met this guy thru a mutual friend at a club. I was 16 and he was 2 years older then I was. He was the DJ at the club and boy was his Dj name really gay.. Dj Skittles lmao. Talk about homo (skittles.. taste the rainbow bitch) lmao! Anyway's.. he bought me and my qirls drinks, asked me to dance with him, and bought me food after the club (cause as some of you know.. I tend to get the munchies after I finish drinking at a club or party haha). Well, he asked for my number and of course I gave it to him. He took me out on a few dates and after a month of going out he decided to ask me to be his "official boyfriend". Everything was just wonderful! Going out to romantic dinners, going to clubs to see him play, getting roses from him on valentines day. Everything sounds so cute and so perfect right? Well your wrong!! Boy what a total disaster that was!! After 3 months of being "official" he kept calling me 24/7 to check up on what I was doing, who I was with, what time was I getting home. If i didnt go to the club he was DJing (if thats a word) at, he'd call me to yell at me! He'd ask.. why didnt I go? Are you with some other guy? And he'd say things like, I know you got someone else, your cheating on me, blah blah blah! I was so tired of all his drama and complains!! One day, I went with him to his best friends house party and he forgot his phone on the kitchen counter. I happen to have seen it and out of random curiousity.. i opened it. What i found in his phone was shocking!! he had text messages from 2 other guys.. one saying.. "baby last night was amazing. thank you for the dinner and rose.. I really enjoyed spending my time with you.. I can't wait for next weekend." and the other saying.. "babe i'm so happy that tomorrow we make 3 years together. im making a special dinner for us. i love u so much!" Reading those text messages made me think. Either I yell at him.. make a huge scene in front of his friends, and punch him in the face for what he did.. or i thank him for finally giving me an excuse to break up with him? hmm... i think I'll do both haha! which of course I did. Like I said, I was getting tired of all his BS and his drama but I was still upset cause when your in a relationship with someone for 2 years.. its basically impossible to not think about what he did and how he was able to lie to you all that time. After him.. i decided not to give my 100% at first. Sorry guys but your only getting 40% till i see that your not a cheating, lying, lil Skittle haha!! so peeps.. next time you think you have it rough in your relationship.. think twice before saying yours is the baddest cause I can guarantee.. some skittle out there is getting it worse then you are. Till next time lovers!!

P.S. Im considering becoming a nun. A nun who likes to club & drink!! woohoo!!!!