Yes people as you all know im gay & aren't gay people supposed to love going shopping? HELLS NO! I mean.. dont get me wrong.. I don't mind going with friends and helping them choose a cute outfit, but with my sister.. thats a whole different story. We usually go to her favorite store, which is Mandee's, everytime she wants to look for a outfit to go out or just a casual outfit. We get to the store and I show her one outfit that i think is really adorable. This woman takes 5 minutes to stare at it!! After the 5 minutes are up, she puts it back and says, "nah I dont like it. Find me something else". Ok woman, whatever you say. So there I am like an idiot trying to look for something else that I think will look nice on her. "How about this one?" I say. She replies, "hmm.. i'll try it on". YES!!!! So are we done? Can We go? NOOOOOOOO!! This Woman needs to find atleast 3 more outfits to try on. Ugh ok. I guess I can help her choose a few more other things. After being in the store for about an hour.. I start getting hungry, I have to pee, I start to get tired & i wanna sit! An hour and 30 minutes after being in that horrible horrible store, she finally finds 3 things!! THANK GOD!! She goes into the fitting room and takes another 30 minutes of trying on clothes. She finally comes out. I ask, "Well? which outfit did you decide on??" & she replies, "neither of them. None of them fit me. Lets go look for something else". OH MY GOD!! Here we go again!!! 30 more minutes in that stupid store so she can say.. "You know what.. I think im gonna go with the first thing you showed me. I think I kinda do like it after all.".... OH MY JESUS!! IS SHE KIDDING?? She once again returns to the fitting room and comes out 15 minutes later. I say.. "so are you taking it?" (PLEASE SAY YES! PLEASE SAY YES!) she replies.. yes im taking it. OMG FINALLY!! THANK YOU JESUS!! But then she says, "now help me find some accessories." ... God.. please kill me right now. FML.. (fuck my life) Ughhhh just writing about my shopping experiences with my sister makes me wanna go & choke her!! For those of you who know my sister.. my advice to you if she ever asks you to go shopping with her.. RUNNNNNN BITCH RUNNNNNNN!!!!! And that lovers is the conclusion to my annoying.. painful lil tale. (someone please put poison in my drink.. please)
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Shopping With My Sister Makes Me Wanna Choke Someone To Death!
Yes people as you all know im gay & aren't gay people supposed to love going shopping? HELLS NO! I mean.. dont get me wrong.. I don't mind going with friends and helping them choose a cute outfit, but with my sister.. thats a whole different story. We usually go to her favorite store, which is Mandee's, everytime she wants to look for a outfit to go out or just a casual outfit. We get to the store and I show her one outfit that i think is really adorable. This woman takes 5 minutes to stare at it!! After the 5 minutes are up, she puts it back and says, "nah I dont like it. Find me something else". Ok woman, whatever you say. So there I am like an idiot trying to look for something else that I think will look nice on her. "How about this one?" I say. She replies, "hmm.. i'll try it on". YES!!!! So are we done? Can We go? NOOOOOOOO!! This Woman needs to find atleast 3 more outfits to try on. Ugh ok. I guess I can help her choose a few more other things. After being in the store for about an hour.. I start getting hungry, I have to pee, I start to get tired & i wanna sit! An hour and 30 minutes after being in that horrible horrible store, she finally finds 3 things!! THANK GOD!! She goes into the fitting room and takes another 30 minutes of trying on clothes. She finally comes out. I ask, "Well? which outfit did you decide on??" & she replies, "neither of them. None of them fit me. Lets go look for something else". OH MY GOD!! Here we go again!!! 30 more minutes in that stupid store so she can say.. "You know what.. I think im gonna go with the first thing you showed me. I think I kinda do like it after all.".... OH MY JESUS!! IS SHE KIDDING?? She once again returns to the fitting room and comes out 15 minutes later. I say.. "so are you taking it?" (PLEASE SAY YES! PLEASE SAY YES!) she replies.. yes im taking it. OMG FINALLY!! THANK YOU JESUS!! But then she says, "now help me find some accessories." ... God.. please kill me right now. FML.. (fuck my life) Ughhhh just writing about my shopping experiences with my sister makes me wanna go & choke her!! For those of you who know my sister.. my advice to you if she ever asks you to go shopping with her.. RUNNNNNN BITCH RUNNNNNNN!!!!! And that lovers is the conclusion to my annoying.. painful lil tale. (someone please put poison in my drink.. please)
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ReplyDeleteomq..i cant believe you posted somethinq about her...lmfao..she is qonna kill you b..this was so hilarious.i wanted to qo run to dha bthrm and pee..hahaha jk...yeah i know how you feel thank qod dhat didnt happen when we was around...wait....did it?..lol
n-e wayz keep it cominq love